Daddy said Derry and I Wasn't There,

by zprymantis@smilingwithteeth.com


Daddy said Derry and I wasn't there
So now I have lost my underware
They are tucked beneath my red behind
and the lesson I learned is on my mind.

Thinking about all the things I should do
I stare at the corner and blubber boo hoo.
My daddy is strict but yet oddly fair
and when he says Derry, I must always AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mind should always be where it should
on my doo doo hole and things that are good
If I let myself get out of control
I will end up with a naughty smelly shit hole.