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A Refreshed Anus is a Happy Anus
by zprymantis@smilingwithteeth.com
What to do? Your little girl who normally pinches a fine loaf
each and every morning, starts to clog up. You might notice the
anxious expression on her face as she recounts her daily potty
report. She might start going potty two times a day, and mention
that she has to push very hard, and when you ask her the size
of her loaves, she will say things like "marble" or "half a twinkie"
or "Gee, I didn't look."
You might notice that her mood has changed. Your typical sunny
and pleasant little girl, might start growling and biting her
fingernails. A fly buzzing in the house, may send her into a screaming
panic. Even if you don't pick up on these early warning signs,
you will definitely notice she is packing when you tug her panties
down, and do a quick rectal probing.
Yes, indeedy doo doo, you have a problem!
So, what to do? Well, a refreshed Anus is a Happy Anus. Remember
these words, and fetch the enema kit.
It's best to be matter of fact, she will know what is going to
happen soon enough, so don't try to be sneaky about it. Simply
start running the warm water, fill up the enema bag, then walk
into the room smiling, and tell her you have something that you
know she needs.
If she protests, (most likely she will if she has been stressed
and packing a while) you may need to start off with a firm, hard,
OTK, bare-bottomed hairbrush spanking. This will not only make
her more cooperative, but for esthetic reasons, most agree, the
white hose simply looks so much cuter going into a bright red
bottom.
Now, after you finally get her settled on a fuzzy soft bath towel,
laying on her tummy, red bottoms up, spread those naughty cheeks
of hers wide apart with one hand, and slip a well greased finger
up her bottom hole with the other. Try to move anything that is
in the way out of the way, or you will end up with a clogged nozzle.
Now might be a good time, to remove your finger, show it to the
naughty girl, and say something like. "Is YOUR Daddy ever wrong?"
At this point, your goal is to get the water into your clogged
up daughter. Insert the nozzle into her bottom hole, slide it
in and out a few times to make sure it moves freely, and then
release the clicker on the enema bag.
It's probably a good idea to talk to her as the water trickles
in. She will start to feel full rather early, since she obviously
nEEds this. Be sure to tell her so. You probably will only be
able to get half a bag into her before she starts complaining
and moaning. This is a good time to tell her that she will simply
have to have two enemas, since she can't retain even half a bag.
Time to go potty.
Don't leave her alone. Stand there, pat her head, and tell her
how cute she looks sitting on the potty. Maybe take a picture!
This will help her to relax. If you must, tell her you need to
check on something in the oven if you have to get a breather,
but then return as soon as possible.
Make sure she asks for permission before wiping or flushing, and
if she doesn't, then a spanking as she sits on the potty will
certainly bring that lesson home.
Finally, the second enema can be given, and held, for a much longer
time. You can entertain your little girl during this enema, give
her some beef jerky to suck (never chew) and pet her hair. The
second enema can be a pleasant half hour of affectionate daddy/daughter
bonding, or a time of extra hard strapping, the choice is hers.
Just remember, a refreshed anus is a happy anus, and a happy anus
makes for a happy little girl.
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