Top Five Holiday Gifts by zprymantis@smilingwithteeth.com It's that time of year again, and strict Daddys everywhere are wondering what to get their precious little girls for the holidays. Don't be fooled by those commercial advertisements for diamonds and furs, let Perverted Parenting Magazine be that trusted resource for your gift giving purchases. 1) For that bright eyed innocent brat, don't overlook the pure joy of owning her very own rectal thermometer. These precious glass and mercury filled objects have all the glittery appeal of precious gems and are becoming a hard to find collectors item as well. Don't be fooled with fancy advertising and purchase the digital kind. What every little girl dreams of, is the feel of cool glass sliding into her well lubed hineyhole. Some special models come with a protective carrying case. 2) What little girl wouldn't gasp with surprise when they open up a brand new heavy wood hairbrush? With bottoms up and panties down, your little girl will screech with delight when you tap out a holiday tune on her bright red bottom. 3) A genuine red rubber enema bag of her very own, will say "Your Daddy owns your backside." to that insecure young lady who constantly cries out for attention. When she opens her brand new enema kit she will know immediately that her Daddy cares about her inside and out. 4) Typically PPM adheres to the policy that old-fashioned is best, but the purchase of this battery operated, vibrating, expandable squeeze pump butt plug is something we recommend for the easily bored brat on your holiday shopping list. There is nothing more festive then the sounds of begging "Please, ow ow it's too big!" to give you that warm glow of satisfaction. This present is guaranteed to turn Backtalk Betty into Submissive Sally after just ten minutes of use. 5) It wouldn't be the holidays without a little Ginger. Don't overlook this easy to find root. Spend a fun afternoon sitting by the fireplace carving ginger rectal probes with your little girl. The time you spend doing activities together will generated tons of warm memories. Time doing things together is the very best gift of all. Return to Z's Mind Candy © 2004 by zprymantis@smilingwithteeth.com, not to be reposted or distributed without permission